Careers at MeowgicBase

Help Us Turn the World Into a Playground for Human Creatures 🐾✨

We’re not hiring employees. We’re recruiting whisker-tweaking anarchists, fluff engineers, and professional mischief-makers. If you believe cubicles should have tail holes and Zoom meetings need more ear wiggles—keep reading.

Open Positions

🔧 Chief Tail Engineer (Global Logistics)

For spreadsheet witches who think customs forms are just adult origami

  • Tame wild shipping dragons from Shenzhen to Saskatchewan
  • Invent new curses against "port congestion" demons
  • Bonus points if you’ve ever repaired a motorized tail mid-transit

🎬 Storytelling Alchemist (TikTok/Wizard of Oz)

Must speak fluent Gen Z and understand raccoon psychology

  • Turn product launches into viral quests (Think: "Finding Nemo but for lost fox ears")
  • Mastermind AR filters that give viewers temporary paw pads
  • Survival skill: Dodging Mochi the CFO during filming (he’s a scene stealer)

🖌 Digital Familiar (Social Media Shapeshifter)

For those who can turn cat memes into conversion rates

  • Curate our #MyMeowgicMoments into a grimoire of fan tales
  • Brew Instagram captions that make millennials forget they’re adults
  • Mandatory skill: Detecting fake fur accounts in 0.3 seconds

Perks That Make Squirrels Jealous

🐾 Paw-ternity Leave

New pups/kittens/humans? Take 12 weeks to nest. We’ll send a “Baby’s First Tail” gift.

🌙 Midnight Howl Hours

Work 2AM-10AM if you’re part vampire. Coffee fund covers potions (matcha blood type preferred).

🎭 Costume Budget

$900/year to fuel your IRL character development (Wolf maid cafe research = tax deductible)

🍄 Mochi’s Morale Boosters

  • Free therapy (his hairballs count as Rorschach tests)
  • 50% off “accidentally” chewed samples

Why Join Our Circus?

We Break Reality

  • Last month’s KPIs:
  • Made 14 customers wear ears during job interviews
  • Convinced a lawyer to pair claws with her pantsuit
  • Turned a Walmart parking lot into a impromptu furry photoshoot

Your Job Title Can Literally Be “Magical Creature”

Current team includes:

  • A Disney princess turned product tester (specialty: “Does this tail survive rollercoasters?”)
  • An ex-VC who now analyzes “ear fluff ROI”
  • Three interns who communicate solely in meows every Friday

Failures Get Standing Ovations

Our Hall of Fame:

  • The light-up ears that accidentally synced to death metal (RIP, still iconic)
  • “Waterproof” tails that turned pools into fur soup (Now a cautionary TikTok series)

How to Summon Us

🔮 For Logistics Roles

Send a:

  • Resume (boring human format)
  • 3-sentence saga about your wildest shipping nightmare
  • Photo of your pet judging you (if petless, draw a grumpy wombat)

📱 For Content Roles

Submit:

  • Your TikTok/IG handle
  • A 15s video explaining why pigeons need tiny hats
  • Evidence you can out-cringe a middle school diary (we value courage)

Send owl post (or emails) to:

📧 careers@meowgicbase.com
Subject line must include your spirit animal + favorite snack

Still Hesitating?

Let Mochi The CFO Persuade You:
"I napped on the ‘revenue forecast’ spreadsheet. They promoted me. 10/10 would loaf again." 😼💼

P.S.

Every application gets a free digital comic:
"Mochi vs. The Printer Demon: An Office Saga"
(Yes, even if we don’t hire you. We’re chaotic generous that way.)